|—||me right before making a horrible decision (via askinnyblackman)|
even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.
HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE
so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’
today is the oldest you’ve ever been
and the youngest you’ll ever be again
let that sink in
I want this on a shirt
this elevator does not go up or down it goes isosceles triangle and left
who the hell let willy wonka design another elevator
Bones is adorable