The two biggest fuckin liars on television
i always wanted to find you waldo
but not like this
not like this
|—||Elay Neal Moses (via cybergirlfriend)|
condom commercials should just be videos of kids crying and whining and shouting
if that won’t convince people to use protection, idk what will
1. I highly recommend that you make sure that your legs are freshly shaved before applying either product.
2. It Stays can also be used to help hold a wig cap in place.
3. If you are layering thigh-highs over a pair of panty hose you can also use It Stays to stick then together.
when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon
So my DS lite died and I just.
you know you can just plug it back in if it died
do you think so ?
have you tried turning it off and on again
SO YOU MUTILATED ITS CORPSE AND WORE THE PIECES?!?
Metal as fuck
There is nothing about this post I don’t love.